Wednesday, October 8, 2008

As for Chuck

Anyone that needs a laugh may feel free to read this. This is something that Rob and I compiled on our brain-dead piece of shit that we call a teacher after someone asked us to tell them about him(Chuck). I won't share his last name because it doesn't matter, we simply call him Chuck.

And here is the response:

As for chuck,

yes... that is scary. We can tell you children a little story about him and the intel 9000 later and dots and X's, and how clear everything is, and are you with me?, and how his friend helped found intel, and how he didn't learn this stuff until he became a professor, and how he keeps kids after class to talk to them about his personal life because he has no friends, and how his son had 10 jobs in like a year with the last including him taking a bankrupt toy company and trying to make something of it, and how he wired his house backwards, and how he always blows smoke up his own ass talking about how his students always do well after he is done teaching them, not considering the idea that these students may be gifted and that it is not his doing that they are intelligent, and how for the second exam the highest score was in the low 80's and then he bitched us out for not knowing it even though the TA said it wasn't our fault but the prick's fault, and how he couldnt write on the board for shit and how he would always talk about his army friends, and how he carried around his european handbag, which is really a fucking purse, and how he would always wear the same piece of shit red maryland hat to compliment his lumberjack apparel, and how he always pulled up his pants even though he has too much of a gunt for them to fall down, and how he would always bitch at our TA to "hit the lights", and how he was deathly afraid that we would have a snow day on our final that the makeup date was on Christmas Eve when there was no precipitation in the forecast for a week, and how one of his "bright genius students that he taught" was once in a car accident before a test but took that test the same day and got the highest grade (not 100% mind you because he is a dick), and how he would always do the macarena while trying to explain how to wire things, and how he always made us sit it fucking columns when there were 40 people in a lecture hall of 200+ during tests and everyone else would sit out of order of us when we had been there for an additional 10 minutes, and how he was always laughing at us when time was running out on the test and before he started laughing he would pleasure himself in the front of the lecture hall at the sight of kids struggling, and how he just has a fat fucking face, and how everything was either a zero or a one and you either got full credit or none on the problems, and how he would get mad at us for not paying attention to him and instead we would just read the book in his class, and how there isnt a single human being, whether being a student, TA, professor, wife, child, priest, God, mother, sibling of any kind or any creature that is able to breath, nay, able to exist, that gave a shit at all for his presence on this earth, and how he didnt understand that flies stick to fly strips for a reason and freaked the fuck out when there were flies in the room and how he told his student later on that he was the best logic design student ever only to have the student say that he took the dick's class, instantly priapising dumbfuck's 1 cm chode, and how everyone would always talk shit about him behind his back in his class, during class, in the front row, with a microphone, and how I had recordings of him on my phone of him dancing, and how he would make people fall asleep in class when they weren't making fun of him and how he used intimidation tactics to make students feel like shit when they asked a question because the answer is so fucking trivial for him, a thing that didnt understand the shit to begin with and wouldnt have understood it had

he been taught by himself and not been teaching it for like 50 years, and how he still has a picture from the 70's as his picture for his site because he doesnt want anyone to see the gargantuan creature from the deep lagoon that he has become, and how he always yells at kids when they try to ask questions, and how we think its because he actually doesnt know the answer himself, and how the hws are so fucking stupid because we would just copy the answers straight from the website of the book unable to know what we were doing because we were given an assignment due in three days and expected to do it without learning the shit because he is just such a fucking horrible teacher, and how he apparently hasnt had any hair since 1930, and how he always had a shit eating grin on his face because he just took it in the ass from some dude, and how he is probably still a virgin, and how we think you arent even reading this anymore and want you to respond with the word "jub-jub" if you are reading this, and how we would always eat sandwiches during class and be loud about it, which doesnt do any harm to the learning environment that he withheld in that classroom to begin with, and how we would always answer our phones as we were leaving the room but hadnt quite gotten out of the lecture hall, and how we could sit through the class without doing the crossword each day or playing connect four on a computer, and how you could actually hear him getting fatter...

"it's that easy"

Thursday, March 6, 2008

Chima, the Scrub

I write today, the first day in weeks where I have had some sort of down time, to tell all of you fans about a little competitive basketball tournament we had go on here last weekend.

Before going into detail about the embarassment itself, you must understand our scheme of preparation, our implying myself and Rob, my partner in crime. The tournament fell on a Saturday, and of course it was two days before I had 3 exams that Monday, but I wasn't about to back down from a friendly/not so friendly challenge. The event was organized by our RA and good friend, Chima. To give you some background information about Chima to understand where we are coming from, Chima is a towering 6 feet 6 inches tall, and is one of the nicest people I have ever met. I am pretty sure I used to think he was Jerome Burney for all of you Maryland basketball fans out there. Being 6'6", he stands out a little bit around campus. He is in the same proportions as Burney, but Burney has an extra inch or so on him. Also, on the night of our pancake floor meeting, a naive, beguiled individual asked Chima if he could dunk the ball. Chima's response, a chuckle.

So, Rob and I started off the tournament on the right foot, by talking so much trash to Chima that he stopped responding to us and simply laughed each time we threw in a little comment. I accidentally took it so far as to call him a scrub, not too sure why I did that. I think it was the 6 chocolate chip pancakes I had just put away because nobody wanted to finish them off. And, naturally, I was not going to let them go to waste. F.Y.I., this picture has nothing to do with anything. I was searching for pancakes and this guy showed up. But see the pancakes he's cooking on the grill-yum. Also, we stuck notes on his door and slid them under his door, just to express our superiority over the rest of the teams in the competition.

So then it came, the day of the tournament. Time for us to finally prove what we are made of and back up some of that trash talking. We were, of course, the number one seed seated at the top of the tournament brackets. Also, Chima was where he belonged, at the bottom of the brackets... scrub. Well we began the tournament unleashing the wrath of our team, the Whizbangs (name given to us by the kid across the hall - Paveman). We decimated our opponent in a game to 11, going by all ones. We left the team heartbroken, crying on the court(coughinternallycough), and with an extreme discomfort in their lower back side. One team faced, one team conquered.

And on a side note, I went up to the kid after the game that was guarding me and said, "Hey man, good game. That was some solid defense you had on me." He responded with, "Yeah, you didn't get any rebounds." I felt bad, but I just laughed in his face. Anyone who has played basketball with me knows that I have long arms and a decent vertical. Rebounds are where I am not less than mediocre at basketball.

The next game, which was the final four of our brackets already, did not go as smoothly as planned. We jumped out to a quick 5-1 lead, only to get a little too much confidence in ourselves. I don't mean to place any blame on this being a factor or try to come up with an excuse for our disappointing play, more specifically mine, but it was around this time that my stomach was launched into full gear, creating a certain amount of pressure in the same area that our previous opponent is now feeling pain. This pressure, however, was not simply air... So I played on, and the game only went south from there.

So after the tournament ended and after I relieved myself(and man it was a relief), we wanted to play again. Without a doubt, Chima and his "Winning Squad" as they were called claimed a victory for themselves, beating those whom we could not. We formally invited the Winning Squad to join us on the court for a friendly game of basketball. They accepted our invitation, obviously Chima wouldn't have heard the end of it if they didn't accept. So we played our little game with relatively few complications. Eventually we found ourselves up 12-8 to these guys, playing to 13 in this match. Game point and we were in control. Rob checked it up at the top of the key and passed to me, on the wing. I probably shouldn't have taken the shot, but I was raining threes all day and decided to pull the trigger anyway (see figure courtesy of Rob). The ball swished through the net concluding the reign of Chima and fulfilling the formal dubbing of Chima as scrub.

Well apparently he wasn't content taking just one loss from us, the Whizbangs, and insisted we run it back. So, we complied with his wish, at this point we felt pity for him. So we got back into game mode and started to light up the court again. We lost the game 13-10 or 13-11, but oh well. We still had our dominating game before that and were quite content just sitting on that win for awhile. Some highlights of the day included: Chima's two-handed dunk over a 5'8" prepubescent Friedman that lives on our floor. Only to be followed by a Rob comment - "that looked like a Lisa Leslie dunk Chima!" Then, there was my partial block on Chima where instead of me knocking the ball away from him, he still had possession and pretended that I didn't even touch the ball and just knocked the lay-up off the glass. Sigh. Also, one of the highlights of Rob's career, would be not the partial block, but a full block on scrub, with the help of the backboard in there somewhere. It's a shame that Chima just retained possession, jumped back up, and made the next shot. But still, a block is a block on a 6'6" guy.

Just some final wrap-up comments. The feelings expressed in this blog do not necessarily pertain to the writer, me, on every account of this event. I would like to give a special thanks to my teammates Rob and Matt, friends Friedman, Paveman, Lisa Leslie and that weird pancake guy. And, most of all, I would like to give thanks to my RA Chima. It is freaking awesome that he set up this entire tournament and gave our floor the chance to play and get to know each other. He is one of the nicest people I have known and easily the greatest RA a resident could ask for. So, Chima, I thank you and anyone else that helped the Whizbangs in their reign as emperor(s) of the ERC West Gym on that legendary Saturday afternoon.

P.S. to Chima. Thanks for taking it easy on us in the game and not embarassing us. The scars you could have left would have had devastating repercussions, both physically and mentally.

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

The Striped Bass (Rockfish)

In honor of my home location, I will satisfy your yearning for learning and start off on the right foot, which is the left foot, with the Striped Bass, commonly known as the Rockfish.

Common Name: Striped Bass

Binomial Name: Morone saxatilis

Official State Fish of Maryland


Rockfish are a pretty common species of fish. Named for the 8-9 stripes on either side of their body, the striped bass can be found nearly anywhere along the Atlantic coast of North America and are known for the great fight that they put up. Rockfish can get in the 5 to 6 foot range for total length, with a total weight exceeding 100 pounds. There is a minimum size requirement of 21 inches to keep the fish within trophy season. To get a citation, you need to catch a 40 incher(only 36 if you are in freshwater). The usual size of these fish is in the 20-30 inch range with a couple exceeding 30 on a good day. I believe there is a limit to 2 fish per person per day when fishing in the Chesapeake Bay in season, but you are going to have to check me on that.

Rockfish, in recent years, are beginning to become more scarce. While still able to be caught, they are not nearly as abundant as they used to be. Many believe this is caused by a variety of problems, the most obvious being overfishing. However, pollution, low dissolved oxygen(DO), water temperature fluctuation in spawning grounds, salinity, pH changes, and acid rain have all played a role in decreasing the overall population and overall life expectancy of the Rockfish population.

Methods of catching these fish can vary from trying to find a school of breaking Rockfish to trolling channel edges to running a chum slick for hours; I tend to use the latter. Laying down a chum slick, after anchoring of course, is the best option for attracting Rockfish because it is hard and very rare to find a school of breaking Rockfish. Also, the smaller Rockfish tend to break at the top of the surface with the larger swimming somewhere underneath. While you can try to cast a heavier jig out there and have it sink down in hopes to get one with some kind of fight in it, it is not likely to happen. So after laying out the chum slick, which is just ground up fish bits frozen in a block and placed in a mesh bag for displacing, just take a circle hook and attach a reasonable chunk of alewife(generally found at your local tackle supply shop).

So, now that you know the basics and have the facts, you can go out there and do it yourself in four easy steps:
1) Find/Purchase a fishing rod and some circle hooks.
2) Purchase a block of chum and 2-3 alewives.
3) Purchase a nice fishing boat somewhere in the 19-20 foot range for maximum comfort and affordability. You can find one around the $30,000 mark at a boat show price.
4) Find a launch point, get that boat in the water, and have yourself a fun time. And once you catch a couple Rockfish, let me know. I didn't mention it above, but Rockfish are extremely tasty when they are grilled/broiled.

Blue Marlin Random Fact: The world record for the Atlantic Blue Marlin, which was caught off the coast of Brazil, is 1402 lbs, 2 ozs. However, Gail Choy-Kaleiki caught an estimated 1800 lb blue marlin off the coast of Oahu on June 10, 1970.

Saturday, January 19, 2008

The Behavior of Sharks

First of all, check out that scroll bar. Oh yeah. This is my English101 final paper that I submitted last spring. It's on the behavior of sharks, rather than some retarded topic that is acceptable by English class standards. You may see some quotes in there that are supposed to be linked to the works cited page. Well I don't feel like putting the damn thing up because I can't even imagine the hell I will get trying to format it. If you really need that works cited page, just stop reading my paper right now, I beg you. As for everyone else that isn't a homo, prepare to learn!

When it comes to a list of dangerous animals, there are a few creatures that stand out more than others. People generally list the common beings such as bears, tigers, alligators, snakes, as well as many more. A common fish on this list is the shark, whether it ranges from a nurse or lemon shark to a bull or great white. Sharks have always been seen as terrifying creatures and probably will always be seen in that light. Their daunting appearance and rows of sharp, jagged teeth, as well as other features, each contribute to the image that is conjured up when one thinks of a shark.

This poor reputation that sharks have been branded with would not matter so much if it didn’t affect the public the way that it does. However, sharks live in the ocean, which happens to be a common vacation spot for anyone wishing to get away. Everyone either goes to the ocean themselves or at least knows someone that goes to the ocean for vacation. Many people are afraid to swim in the ocean because of the reputation sharks have gotten over the years. While their bad image may not prevent the public from entering the waters, the fact remains that it is a concern while they are swimming in it.

Sharks have always kept their negative reputation throughout the years. The most obvious reason stems from the popular movie Jaws. Jaws, which was first introduced in 1975, pictures a killer Great White Shark, the most fearsome of all sharks. Since the release of this horror-thriller, several sequels to the movie have been made, as well as video games. Before the movies, there were the novels on which the movies were based. Sharks have always been given the stereotypical role as the evil predator of the sea. The typical shark in everyone’s mind simply roams the waters, looking to eat fish and possibly the occasional human being. It is unfortunate that their reputation has come to this, but there does not seem to be a change in sight.

There are two obvious questions when it comes to sharks: Are they dangerous? And if so, what makes them dangerous? The instincts of sharks have been analyzed for years by scientists and researchers. Since humans cannot find a definite answer to this question, there will always be disagreements on the behavior of sharks. Many understand that sharks are simple predators and have no desire to attack humans. While at the same time, the vast majority of people think that sharks are dangerous beasts and cannot be trusted. As for the other question in this debate, the origins of sharks’ reputations are still up in the air. It is easy to place the blame on sharks themselves, but have they really earned it? It seems apparent that the media are to blame for their reputation, based on experiments, statistics, facts, and the nature of the people and the media of our country. Through research, it has been observed that sharks don’t seem to attack humans with the intention of filling their stomachs as most seem to believe. Sharks’ negative images are man-made misconceptions and the public must stop feeding these notions.

How is it that sharks got their bad reputation as man-eating beasts of the sea? Diver Stuart Cove makes a valid point when he states that myths created by people enhance the fear of sharks among the rest. Cove claims that “the best example stems from the famous novel by Peter Benchly, Jaws” (Cove). Also, he declares that “both the novel and the series of films created a substantial mythology about the Great White Shark” (Cove). Jaws has made people believe in the idea of a killer shark that is out to eat humans for pleasure. The shark depicted in the movie is a Great White Shark, the biggest and most fearsome of all sharks in terms of appearance. Also, the shark, Jaws, is substantially bigger in the movie than it would be in real life. Every aspect of the fish is enhanced to make the movie more thrilling and, therefore, more enjoyable. Most of the matter within the movie cannot be considered accurate, which is why so many people believe sharks are vicious by nature.
A common reason for the ferocious behavior of sharks is their attraction to blood and chum, which consists of chopped up fish. Fishermen often lay chum slicks just offshore to attract sharks, either to look at them or to fish for them. Many times, the chum slick floats closer to shore, which, in turn, leads the sharks closer to shore. The Western Pacific Fishery Management Council in Hawaii is seeking to establish policies to control this potentially major problem. They want to create “federal regulations for shark tour operations such as prohibiting or limiting the amount of chum that may be used, requiring shark tour operations to move further offshore, or limiting the number of shark tour operations” (Burgess). Frequently the cause for shark attacks is brought on by ignorant fishermen that seek sharks for game or pleasure. The fishermen misplace their chum slicks or are too lazy to go an adequate distance offshore to lay it and, ultimately, increase the chances of more sharks attacking.

Despite this human enticement for sharks to come close to shore, they still do not react the way scientists expect. The Street News Service states that “sharks in the shallow end of the bay showed absolutely no interest in feeding” (Maclean). Many times they move past swimmers without a desire to attack. It seems that sharks are more docile than once believed. If they are seen as dangerous animals for investigating swimmers and surfers, then why don’t they take the instinctive approach of attacking the swimmers in the bay? Should they not react the same way towards swimmers in different situations? This observation has led scientists and researchers to analyze the true feeding behavior of sharks.

Extensive research has been done to uncover the way that sharks think. Most people falsely believe that sharks only think with their stomachs; that their only two motives are to swim and to eat. Many studies, however, have a tendency to pass off sharks as docile creatures that, for the most part, do not think with their stomachs. Ernest Campbell, doctor, diver and U.S. Coast Guard Captain, states that “sharks do not know what the feeling of hunger is” (Campbell). He also asserts that “[sharks] can go for many months without eating.” When a shark attacks a fish, its intentions are to kill the fish and use it as a source of food. However, when a shark attacks a human, the strike does not resemble a typical fish attack; it’s not with as much force, speed, or power. It is widely believed that sharks strike humans due to other factors. The two main reasons for a shark biting humans, as backed by researchers around the globe like Ernest Campbell and R. Aidan Martin, are self-defense and investigation.


If a shark feels the need to defend itself or show its control of the sea then it will attack. Usually these types of bites are not intended to kill but to scare away what has caused this behavior. A self-defense attack could occur if another predator happens to attack a shark. While this may not be a smart idea, it still happens. The other type of attack is the investigative bite or nudge. This is the most common encounter from a shark, usually because a surfer or swimmer is mistaken for common prey. When giving advice on how to avoid these attacks, Marine Biologist Carrie Wilson recommends that people “minimize time spent on the surface. Wearing a wetsuit and fins, or lying on a surfboard, creates the silhouette of a seal from below. Shark attacks are often believed to be cases of mistaken identity, with surfing or swimming humans mistaken for marine mammals” (Wilson). These attacks have been proven to be accidental when the shark spits out what ever it bites. Sharks simply cannot tell the difference when they go in for the attack. R. Aidan Martin, researcher at the ReefQuest Centre for Shark Research, stresses that “such ‘attacks’ are motivated by curiosity rather than predation” (Martin). Martin believes that sharks see the other object or animal and get captivated. Then, the shark examines the specimen the only way it knows how, with its snout or with its teeth. The shark does not intend to be harmful in any way, but it is always taken as an attack by its victim. Either way, neither encounter has the damage or authority that goes along with a vicious attack on a shark’s prey.

Sharks can pack an immense amount of power behind their bites. Through research on sharks, it has been discovered that “the maximum pressure obtained for a single tooth tip (2 mm^2) is 60 kg for a 2-metre Dusky shark. This converts to about 3 tonnes (metric tons) per square centimetre” (Martin). Sharks can bite with 3 tons of pressure. 6,000 pounds of force will do a lot more to human flesh than simply poke into it. This amount of pressure could rip through human skin with ease. This fact has made many, including myself, speculate that sharks do not try to harm humans when they bite them. If a shark was interested in harming a human, there is nothing that would prevent it from doing so. The next question then arises; if most attacks are not as powerful as they could be, then why are they shown on the news?

The media, over the years, have dug themselves into a hole with their broadcasting techniques. They have sensationalized the coverage on the news too much, leaving the viewers wanting more. It has come to the point that viewers are not interested in the typical news anymore. The viewers want something more graphic and the media must provide it to them. This is the reason that shark attacks are headline news. The rarity of shark attacks has made them headline news whenever one occurs, which ultimately leads to their poor reputation.

The public must come to terms with the scarcity of shark attacks. Martin points out that “of the countless hundreds of millions of people who work and play in the sea each year, only 70 to 100 are bitten by sharks and only 10 or so are killed” (Martin). He then continues to state that “many thousands drown each and every year [and that] the sea itself is ‘far’ more dangerous than any shark” (Martin). Attacks are so rare and so avoidable that sharks need not be feared nearly as much as they seem to be. The problem is that they are so catastrophic that people will take notice of them easier than a drowning. Unless the drowning involves some well-known person, or a mass casualty situation with many fatalities, a shark attack will take the headlines because they are not nearly as common.

Given the rarity of shark attacks, it is amazing that some people are so afraid of entering the waters. According to the Florida Museum of Natural History, the odds of getting attacked by a shark are 1 in 11.5 million. If this figure alone doesn’t stand out, then consider the odds of drowning are 1 in 3.5 million. Also, the odds of fatality from falling down stairs are 1 in 200,000. The odds of fatality due to a shark attack are about 1 in 166 million. In the United States alone, there is an average of 11.4 shark attacks per year compared to 179.7 people per year getting struck by lightning. The statistics in support of sharks are overwhelming. They prove that sharks are not as dangerous as some of the most common things in nature. Why people are still frightened by them is still a mystery. A shark’s massive figure will always be a problem to people. Their body, tail, and teeth all help portray the typical monster of the sea. But people need to realize that this monster of the sea isn’t what he seems to be. Just because sharks are big by nature doesn’t mean they are dangerous. If they were out to get humans, then they easily could because they greatly overpower us; they always have.

Many researchers argue about the nature of sharks in the past. Many fossils have been unearthed to reveal almost no differences in the structure of sharks. Sharks are one of the oldest animals to inhabit the earth. They were around before the dinosaurs even walked the earth. Xavier Maniguet, author of The Jaws of Death, claims that sharks are hunting machines because they have remained unchanged for hundreds of millions of years. Also, he asserts that sharks have perfected their bodies and their techniques for catching their prey. If sharks have been around for a long period of time, then what would account for their sudden change in appetite? Sharks survived millions of years ago before humans were even around. They fed on fish and other sources of food that were readily available to them. It seems highly unlikely that they would change their feeding patterns just for us.

Recent studies have tried to prove that sharks are hunting humans more as time goes on. Research data and shark attack graphs have revealed an increase in the number of attacks per year. What these graphs don’t take into account is the sudden change in population. The global population is rapidly increasing, which is probably why the statistics have portrayed an increase in shark attacks. Even with the increase in population, shark attack figures still stay relatively low. According to the Florida Museum of Natural History, sharks have attacked a total of 2,118 people. 472 shark attacks around the world have resulted in fatalities. Shark attacks average around seventy per year with about fifteen fatalities each year. Sharks have always been a problem and still continue to pose a threat to humans. In 2006, there were “96 alleged incidents of shark-human interaction” (Burgess). Similarly, in 2000 there were 79 shark attacks. These statistics are calculated for the entire history of shark attacks. They include every shark attack that has ever occurred dating back to the mid 1900’s. Of about 6 billion people that inhabit this planet, only about 2,100 have ever been attacked by a shark. Furthermore, less than 500 people have ever been killed by a shark. The level of fear associated with sharks does not correlate with the relatively low number of attacks.

In addition, to support their harmful nature towards humans, sharks have also been passed off as harmful to the ecosystem around us. As an example, consider the pied cormorant. Mike Heithaus, a marine biologist at the Florida International University in Miami, argues that the density of pied cormorants, a type of aquatic bird, has decreased over the years due to shark abundance in the waters. Heithaus, however, fails to mention the effects of other animals on the pied cormorants. Sharks are not the only predation risk to pied cormorants, though they can be considered one. Other animals, too, feed off of these shorebirds. The food chain is not limited to one single animal. If the pied cormorants were in serious danger then they simply would not go to the waters for food. It is irresponsible and unfair to place the blame on sharks for the decrease in pied cormorants when it is a whole group of animals that choose to feed on them.

In other cases, sharks have actually proven to help the ecosystem. Marine Biologist Carrie Wilson states that “white sharks play a crucial role in the marine ecosystem by helping to suppress pinniped (seals and sea lions) populations” (Wilson). Sharks do not always play the role as the bad guy of the aquatic world. Their appetite for seals controls the population from getting too extensive. If seals and sea lions weren’t one of the main food sources for sharks, then they would become overabundant and could ultimately upset the delicacy of the food chain.

If people still are not ready to trust sharks enough to swim without fear, then they can at least learn to prevent their attacks. Many shark attacks can most likely be avoided if swimmers know what to do in that situation. Most species of sharks reveal a few subtle signals or warning signs to allow people to know that they are getting too close for comfort. Martin asserts that among the most obvious of these [signals] is a pronounced lowering of the pectoral fins, the paired, wing-like fins located behind the gill slits” (Martin). While the warning can be rather discreet, it is still able to be identified. Martin then confirms that “if this warning is ignored, the shark may swim away rapidly or launch a lightning fast, slashing attack” (Martin). If the shark swims away, then the person has simply gotten lucky. But if the shark chooses to attack, then it is almost always too late to react. Based on Martin’s findings, and other experiments about sharks, it seems that the cause for most attacks is simply ignorance. If humans would pay more attention to a shark’s warning signs then many attacks could be preconceived and possibly avoided.

Even if sharks are not innate predators of humans, this will not replace the fear experienced by those who enter their waters. People may not be ready to accept sharks as docile creatures. The fact remains that they have a daunting appearance, massive figure, and tremendous power in a world that is not dominated by humans. If humans are even going to begin to harmonize with these animals in the sea, they must become aware of their habits and lifestyles.

Once the erroneous perceptions of sharks are finally resolved, people, more specifically swimmers, will be able to enter the water unafraid. Swimming in the water is only as dangerous as the community makes it. Until human provocation, whether it be chum slicks for shark watchers/hunters or the common ignorance of swimmers, is resolved, people will not be able to realize the rarity of shark attacks. Only then will people see that sharks are just another fish in the sea. They are not the man-eating beasts that everyone claims them to be; they are merely fish. The only difference lies in the media and their portrayal of these fish. The media have branded sharks with their horrific reputation; they have not earned it.


If you don't like the paper or think that it sucks, well you're wrong. It got me an A for the assignment and an A in the class, so suck it. Have a great day.

Thursday, January 17, 2008

The Origins

Well, it has been a few weeks since I created Blue Marlin, and now that the site is in order I feel I can share the background history of Blue Marlin. It comes on a day when I am rather bored without anything to do, rather hungry without any food in the house, and rather anxious to go somewhere when it is, of course, snowing heavily outside. Anyway, enjoy.

Blue Marlin is, first and foremost, a way of life, my way of life. Yes it started out as a video game created by Hot-B destined to be released for NES and never again revisited, but to me it was much more than my favorite game of all time. Blue Marlin has slowly become my outlook on life. A blue marlin as you all know, is a great billfish whose natural environment is the deep blue sea. The deep blue sea, an endless ocean with endless freedom. The blue marlin has no responsibilities in its habitat, it is simply free. Free to do what it chooses without the necessity, the obligation of being forced to do something else. It has been my mission to be more like the blue marlin, a creature of the depths of the ocean with a freedom beyond limits. Not to mention, the blue marlin just looks bad ass.

I strive to maintain a sense of freedom that nobody can touch. The ability to do as I please without consequence. This may sound very self-centered, but I can assure you that most of the time what makes me happy is to make other people happy. I was raised that way. So I will lay down what I am doing to help someone, but not because they are making me, because I choose to. I want to know that I have the power to control my own destiny, to some extent, to choose my own path, and to make my own decisions based on what I think to be "right" and "wrong." That is my philosophy- my Blue Marlin.

Now that I have shared the sentimental value behind Blue Marlin, I must encourage all of you to go out and try Blue Marlin. I'm sure you can find it on ebay or at a store for no more than $5. And if you don't have NES, I am willing to bet you can find that somewhere for an extra 10 bucks. So go ahead, spend $15 and feel the sensation.

Lastly, I will also inform you of my mission with this blog. It is not merely for comedy or entertainment purposes, but in fact a place of learning you will come to embrace. Therefore, I will make random posts intended to make you a better, well-rounded individual. Also each blog will have a fact of the day/week/blog intermission time with the same objective. And, of course, these posts will be fish related.